#SackAlanJones Win!

We did it, witches. WE FUCKING-WELL DID IT.

Together, we showed everyone in Australia’s media and power base that the collective power of a group of angry, organised and committed witches could achieve something fucking HUGE:

https://www.theguardian.com/…/sydney-radio-host-alan…

WE FUCKING DID IT!

Make no mistake, Costello and 2GB and all the #StatusBRO arseholes will now spin this as “ill health” and “long career” and “what a guy” fucking bullshit, but we know better. Jones signed a 2-year contract last July and fully expected to be on air for all that time.

He’s “retiring” because he’s costing them too much money in these #COVID times. He’s retiring because they can no longer financially carry a bloke who’s cost them 10, 15 or 20 million dollars by forcing Costello to keep him on way after he had any value or was of any earthly use. And he’s retiring because a group of mad women took him on, and FUCKING WON.

This is a fabulous day, witches.

Spread the word, witches: WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN. Let’s use the hashtag #WeSackedAlanJones here, and on Twitter. Get the word out: NOT ON OUR FUCKING WATCH.

And get this: we’ve only just begun to fight. What we’ve done to Alan, we can do to others. What we’ve achieved, we can repeat. What many others tried for years, WE FUCKING DID. They said we wouldn’t last. They said we’d give up and the advertisers would go back. Well in the end we had FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ADVERTISERS who consistently and repeatedly agreed with us that the time of these fuck-trumpet dinosaurs is fucking OVER.

**DO NOT UNDER-ESTIMATE THE WITCHES.**

We can repeat this feat, witches. Stick with us, and stick with each other. Murdoch’s next, and all the climate-denying, COVID-denying bullshit artists who use link clicks and hate to raise their own profiles and bugger the fucking consequences. Forever and ever, we can now tell them “FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT”.

We did it. WE DID IT. WITCHES BE FUCKING DANCING.